So like if you're a attractive, young female so fascinated with the idea of a beautiful girl interacting with a socially impaired highly intelligent geek that you actually searched for it on Google, and you're interested in interacting with a real life genuine male-brained geek, then email me at arny@geek.org.uk and say hi and I'll try to get you started.
Cool!

'We' are proficient in various geek skills, but our main specialism at the moment is apathy, in which we are now world leaders.
Normal service will be resumed if ever I think of something worth doing here.
All enquiries about 'Internet Geek' and the geek.org.uk domain should be addressed to me, arny@geek.org.uk.
Despite 8 years of apathy, 6 years of NS record anomalies, 1 censorship attempt by JANET-CERT (the reason geek.org.uk was first registered), the Unix / Net / Hack page still lives on. Maintained? I can't even remember where its hosted without looking at the zone file. Hard to believe in 1996 people were so impressed by such a simple basic nothingness page, but I've still got all my old email somewhere to prove it.
...make that 10 years of apathy.